i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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