Well douche your snatch and let's go!
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
you would pick up someone in the library
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Randomize
