so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
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You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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