I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
His nipple licking is glorious
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