If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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