Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Come see our sink grown plant.
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it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
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Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
How drunk are you?
Completed.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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