I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
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I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
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returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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