We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
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There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
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Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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