Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
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he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
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You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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