I love black thongs
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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