In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
