The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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