why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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