I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Dicks are not precious.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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