I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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