do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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