True but thats because hes a fetus.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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