he wants to bone in the snuggie
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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