Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
how does that bad decision feel?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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