I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
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i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
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I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
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