we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Randomize