Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Houston, we have a squirter
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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