covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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