Walk of Shame. In a state park.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
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One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
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Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
He shit in the fireplace
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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