I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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