Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Randomize
