Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
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When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
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Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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