Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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