Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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