Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
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Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
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My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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