When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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