i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
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you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
two words...techno handjob
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
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I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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