he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
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someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
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She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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