Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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