Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
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Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
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His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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