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seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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