Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
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I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
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The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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