erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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