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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys

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  wow, that really makes you stop and think.

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• (408): View more from California

  Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.

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• (845): View more from New York

  Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.

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  sorry? thank you? I love you?

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