So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
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I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
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I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great