Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
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Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
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It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?