okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
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I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
You are a genius and a whore.