do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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