i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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