On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I have fence marks all over my body
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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