This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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