she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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