the new term for farting is butt boxing.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
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We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
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Noted.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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