why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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