Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
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