How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Randomize
