Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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