Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
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this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
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Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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