so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Drake has all the answers
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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