we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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