The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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