I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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