so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
